Tum tou gaye kaam se!
Uff Khudaya!
Uff Khudaya.
Jahil insaan. Ajeeb ho.
Tum nay mujhe dil ka dora parwa diya tha.
-Aray, tum boorhay ho rahay ho, Del. -Han.
Aik waqt tha jab main aisa kar nahi sakta tha tumharay sath.
Tum aik chottay bachay ki tarah bewaquf ho.
Bachoun ki tarah tumhein daranay ki masti soojti hai.
Tumhein tou mazaq samajhna hi nahi aata, Del.
Main tumharay bekar mazaq kab se jhel raha hun.
Dikhnay mein tou aisa hi lag raha hai. Tumhara peshab tou nahi nikal aya?
Aray, han, tum aur Bob Hope donoun bhaar mein jao.
Chalo yahan se niklein, idher kuch nahi ho raha hai.
Tum nay dusri taraf nazar daali?
Wahan bas andhera aur thand horahi hai.
Theek hai.
Bohat hogaya. Main thak gaya hun aur chip chipa bhi mehsoos kar raha hun.
Itni ziada thand hai ke meray sab aaza sukhar gaye hain.
Mujhe tou kuch samajh nahi araha hai. Bas kuch bura mehsoos ho raha hai.
Bakwas baat hai. Dekhtay hain kis cheez ko mera intezar hai.
Main tasawwur kar sakta hun. Main nay tumhari saheliyan dekhi hain.
Han, bohat hi khoobsurat.
Sab se haseen taangein.
Tum bas aapay se bahar ho rahay ho, Del.
Han itna aapay se bahar ke main tou keechar ko bhi na bakshun.
Chalo chalein.
Cliffy, meray dost.
Shayad tum theek ke rahay ho.
Ye kya ajeeb harkat thi?
Kya?
Mujhe abhi kuch dikha.
Woh dekho, woh raha. Back up bulawo, Del.
Aray yaar.
Chalo, humaray paas puri raat ka waqt nahi hai.
Chalo, larkay, is taraf.
Aray hain, bas yahan akhri dafa rukna hai, jaldi karo.
Agla lay kar ao.
Ye kahan reh gaya hai?
Suno.
Wahan kuch chal raha hai.
Chalo larkoun, ja kar dekho kya horaha hai.
Frank, tum in kay peechay jao.
Meri duniya mein khush amdeed.
Kya bakwas hai.
Kya main khoon soongh raha hun?
Ajeeb gadha.
Ab kaun hai gadha?
-Tum theek ho? -Han.
-Ye lo is ko wapis sambhaalo. -Han.
Kher puranay dost, kya hum nay kar dikhaya ya hum nay kar dikhaya?
Bhalay kitna hi acha mansooba kyun na ho...
Kaam kharab nahi huwa.
Aik behtareen police wala tha.
Itna behtareen ke mujhe rang badaltay nahi dekha.
Uff Khudaya, Delaney. Mujhe tou laga ke pakray gaye.
Ye meri shipment thi bewaquf.
Aur ye kal raat ka mansooba tha.
Zaahir hai koyi tou aasteen ka saanp hoga.
Suno, mujhe jesa bola jata hai, main wohi karta hun.
Tum mujhe bohat aajiz kar rahay ho.
Nahi aisa mat karna. Khuda kay waastay Delaney, meri baat suno.
Nahi. Ye tum kya kar rahay ho?
Khopri tooti hai, maghaz mehsoos horaha hai.
Humein iski X-ray karani hogi.
Aur malumat batao.
-IBC kay chaar set par nazar daalo. -Theek hai.
Paet ki taraf jagah ban rahi hai.
Khoon ki naali yahan lagao.
Mujhe expander ki zarurat dar paish hai.
Goli bahar nikalnay ka nishan nahi hai.
Khoon ki naali mein 75 gram Lidocaine daalo.
Iski aankhoun ki pootliyan phail rahi hain.
Raasta saaf rakho, jagah do!
Koyi dabao rehta hai? Kya hai tumharay paas?
Dabao kam hota ja raha hai.
Chalo.
Hum nay isay kho diya hai.
Seedhi lakeer agai hai.
Saaf hai.
Phir se jhatka dou usay.
Is baar 300 ki had rakhna.
Eham naali par jhatka dena.
Saaf hai.
Ye koyi nai baat nahi hai lekin ye mujhe humesha hairaan kar deti hai.
Aap kay Officer Garrett mein bohat himmat hai.
Bas usay aisay zakham kay sadmay se nikalna hoga.
Mujhe pata hai.
Hum inhein abhi hi ICU se layein hain, tou ye ziada baat nahi kar paye gay.
Main samajh sakta hun, ye humesha se hi khamosh rehta aya hai.
Tou aisi baat hai?
Aapko in mein shayad kuch badlao dikhay.
Mera matlab maut kay kareeb kehna tou chotti baat hogi.
Woh tashkhisi tor par murda thay.
Sirf qismat ki baat hai ke hum inhein maut kay munh se nikal paye hain.
Aap ghalat keh rahay hain, Dr Atkins.
Khush qismat tou main hun.
Aur jahan tak duniya ki baat hai.
Officer Garrett mar chuka hai.
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON 3 SAALOUN BAAD
Aap hazraat ko meray ghar khush amdeed.
Ye mansooba waqt par munhasir hai aur ye taaleemati bhi hoga
kyunke main in French uchakoun ko sabaq sikhana chahta hun ke aisay mohalay
mein aana jahan ghonghay nahi khaatay, uski bhari raqam chukani parti hai.
Na hi goongay aur na hi koyi bakwas!
Woh dairh se dou crore rupay muntaqil kar rahay hain.
Ye wohi pesa hai jo Lacombe nay hum se chheena.
Mujhse chheena!
Main nahi chahta in kameenoun mein se koyi zinda wapis Vancouver jaye, samjhay?
Aik bhi nahi!
Tou ye tumhari zimedari hai ke unkay maathay par goli ka nishaan daago.
Kyunke meray ilaqay mein aakar badmashi karnay ki bhari raqam chukani parti hai.
Kher...
Kisi nay tou zimedaari sambhaalni hogi.
Aur tum sab ko samajhna parega...
...ke us shakhs ka meri gair haazri mein wohi ikhtiyar hai jo ke mera hai.
Lehaza mujhe aisay shakhs ko muntakhib karna hoga jis nay khood ko sabit kiya ho.
Aisa shakhs jis par mujhe aitebar ho ke woh behkay ga nahi...
...aur har zaruratmand kaam ko anjam dega.
Aur woh shakhs Grogan hai.
Kya?
Ajeeb bakwas hai.
Tum ye kya baat kar rahay ho?
Sal.
Mujhe pata tha tum naraz hogay lekin tumhein samajhna parega, Sal.
Mujhe intikhab karna tha jo ke main nay kar diya hai. Tumhein muawza mil jayega.
Muawza?
Kya matlab muawza mil jayega?
Kya mujhe nai gari milegi?
Kya mujhe Vegas mein aik haftay keliye jism faroshoun se bhara kamra milega?
Agar tum woh chahtay ho tou han.
Bhaar mein jaye woh.
Tum meri beizzati kar rahay ho, Marco.
Main nay tumharay sath saat saaloun keliye kaam kiya hai.
Tum nay kaha wafadari dou tarfa hoti hai.
Saat saal aur meri koyi auqat hi nahi hai. Main intehai bekar hun.
Nino meray sath 22 saaloun se hai aur mera yaar Stansi 17 saaloun se hai.
Main in motoun ki zara si bhi parwa nahi karta hun.
Main yahan pesa lay kar aaya. Bhari raqam mein pesa.
Main nay sakht mehnat ki hai. Main is zimedari ka haqdar hun.
Aray, bhaar mein jao tum!
Ab tum is ki baatoun mein aogay?
Woh tumhari qanooni musheer ho sakti hai lekin is ka mashwara fuzul hota hai!
Jahan tak tumhari baat hai Grogan,
tum Marco ko bewaquf bana saktay ho lekin mujhe nahi.
Meri nazar ab se tum par hogi aur jab kabhi tum kaam bigaro gay,
mujhe wahan paogay.
Had hai, Marco, tum is kameenay ko mujh par tarjeeh detay ho?
Uff Khudaya.
Uff Khudaya. Grogan. Ye mera ghar hai.
Main yahan rehta hun.
Tum meray ghar mein aakar, meray saamaan ko ganda nahi kar saktay.
Tumhein ye karnay ki zarurat nahi thi.
Nahi mujhe ye karnay ki zarurat nahi thi.
Sal bohat fuzul tha.
Tum tou ghussa aye baghair kar saktay ho.
Tumhein tehash mein aanay ki zarurat nahi.
Bas nishana letay hi insaan ka bhaija bahar nikal do tum.
Kya khayal hai is baaray mein?
Koyi isko pakarwanay keliye police ko bulana chahta hai?
Main kisi ko telephone ki taraf bhaagtay huwe nahi dekh raha.
Shayad tum theek keh rahay thay, Grogan.
Sal wese bhi fuzul insaan tha.
Theek hai sab log, humein kaam anjaam denay hain.
Tum bewaquf kameenay ho.
Tumhein jisam faroshoun keliye han kar leni chahiye thi.
Grogan.
Meray andaaz mein.
-Seth tum ho, Marco. -Sahi kaha, seth main hun.
Tumhein yaqeen hai ye behtareen admi hai.
Kya tumhein nahi hai?
Han hai.
Agar woh raasta tabdeel kar lein? Tou phir hum kya karengay?
Agar unko aanay mein dair hogai tou?
Tum coffee bohat peetay ho, Nino.
Ye mujhe pur sukuun rakhti hai.
Acha tou ye wajah hai.
Scolari se kaho ke andheray mein rahay.
Aur Stansi se kaho, pehle se na goli chalaye, theek hai.
Theek hai, Danny.
Peechay chhup kar kharay ho! Masla kya hai tumharay sath?
Waheen thehro.
Tony, sarak kay dousri taraf se hat jao.
Chalo.
Aur, Stansi, pehle se goli mat chalana.
Wapis jao wahan. Chalo, Tony, chalo, jao, jao.
Uff Khudaya.
Ab, Danny...
Mujhe...
Mujhe khushi hai Marco nay tumhara intikhab kara hai.
Tum jaantay ho, Stansi aur main...
Hum Brooklyn mein aik sath baray huwe hain.
Hum aik mushkil giroh thay par woh humesha behtareen tha.
Jab uskay waalid maghrib ki taraf muntaqil huwe, usay bhi jana para tha lekin...
...jese hi woh koyi bandobast karta...
...us nay mujhe aur meray bhai ko is se bahar rehnay keliye mana liya tha.
Usnay humein yaad tou zarura kiya.
Marco woh...
Woh kaam ka banda hai lekin uska peecha kar kay usay pakra ja sakta hai.
Abhi tak budhoo hain.
Is wajah se humein maaloom tha
ke hum is zimedari keliye durust nahi hain jo usnay tumhein di hai.
Tum is kay haqdaar ho. Mujhe khushi hai tumhein intikhab kia hai.
Shukriya, Nino.
Sab log mohtat raho.
Woh arahay hain.
Ab humla karo.
Gari ki diggi khol kar gari se bahar niklo.
Chalo inko gari se bahar nikaalo.
Shabash. Acha kaam anjam diya hai.
Stansi, kaam pura kar kay wahan se sab ko lay kar niklo.
Theek hai, Danny.
Hazraat, ye zaati maamla nahi hai.
Alvidah.
Chalo, ab niklo yahan se.
Grogan, humein phansaya gaya hai, yahan wapis ao.
Kya ajeeb maamla hai?
Nahi, pesay lay jao. Lay lo...
Itmenan rakho, tum theek hojao gay.
Nino.
Meray paet mein dard horaha hai.
Stansi.
Mujhe maaf karna, meray dost.
Mujhe maaf karna.
Chalo, Nino, humein chalna chahiye.
Main is ko sarak par aisay nahi chor sakta hun.
Par aisa hi karna parega.
Stansi.
Ye kameena insaan.
Ruk jao.
Arab?
Bhaar mein jao.
Yahan se niklo aur isko godaam le kar jao.
Main isko dozakh mein le jaunga.
Chalo.
Hello.
Tim, neend se utho.
-Grogan sahab. -Kya masla hai, Tiger?
Tum yahan bahar kya kar rahay ho?
Ammi kaam par gai hain aur meri chabi gum gai hai.
Chalo, yahan bahar rehna munasib nahi hai. Chalo.
Shabash bachay.
Shab bakhair, dost.
Mujhe is baat ki yaqeen dehani karni hai
keh tumhein is ka zaiqa pasand karnay ki adat ban jaye.
Chalo.
Chalo, munh kholo.
Tum chaho tou isay khaa bhi saktay ho.
Tum chaho tou isay khaa lo kyunke tumhein ye sirf yehi milega,
aur meray elawa kisi ko kabhi khabar nahi hogi ke tum nay sunwar ka gosht nigla.
Ab chalo apna munh kholo.
Bhaar mein jao.
Sahi hai.
Sahi hai, karo bardasht.
Tum nay zara sa aur bardasht kara
tou tumharay paas chabanay keliye daant nahi bachengay.
Ab chalo, thora thora kar kay khao, thora sa khao pehle.
Chalo.
Main nay suna hai ke Moslemia mein sunwar ka gosht lazeez nahi hota hai.
Moslemia zabardast lag raha haina? Main nay woh lafz khood banaya hai.
Mujhe lagta hai ye bohat mazay ki baat hai?
Danny, kya ye tum ho?
Itni koyi bari baat nahi.
Chalo, thora sa tou khao.
Apna nashta khatam karo.
Aray, kaun hai wahan?
Kya ye tum ho, Grogan?
Grogan?
Grogan sahab, aap nay mujhe pehchana? Main Tim ki ammi hun.
Aray han Ms Murphy.
Maaf kijiye ga, raat kafi ho chuki hai.
Main nay aap ka paigham parha tha. Umeed hai ziada takleef na hui ho aap ko.
Nahi, bilkul bhi nahi. Andar ayein.
Hello, ammi.
Tim, chalo ja kar school keliye taiyar hojao.
Aj haftay ka din hai, ammi.
Aray han, kher mujhe jald hi kaam par wapis jana hoga
tou tumhein aj ghar par rookna parega.
Mujhe dousri chabi banwanay ka waqt nahi milega.
Ye koyi maslay ki baat nahi. Meray paas kitaabein aur video hain.
Aray ye saaray jahaz itnay zabardast lag rahay hain!
Tumhein jahaz kay baaray mein koyi ilm hai?
Nahi, itna tou nahi pata.
Main nay aik dafa Blue Angels ko dekha tha.
Waqai mein.
Woh abhi ye wala jahaz uraatay hain.
Isay F-18 Hornet kehtay hain.
Main nay ye abhi hi mukamal kara hai.
-Kya main dekh sakta hun? -Zarur.
Tumhein namoonay taameer karna pasand hain?
Kabhi koshish nahi ki hai.
Main F15 Eagle ka namoona taameer karna shuru kar raha hun.
Tum meri madad karna chaho gay?
Kya aap sach keh rahay hain?
Dar asal ye meray ghar ki chabi hai takeh jab mein ghar par na hun...
-Agar aapko koyi aiteraz na ho, Ms Murphy. -Kya aap ki ijazat hai, ammi?
-Acha theek hai. -Zabardast!
Acha theek hai, lekin tum abhi ghar ja kar nahao aur apnay kapray badlo.
Shukriya, Grogan sahab.
Zabardast!
Ye acha bacha hai.
Shukriya.
Main ja kar Tim ka naashta taiyar karti hun aur thori neend poori karti hun.
Aap kitni naukriyoun par jaati hain?
Teen lekin aik sirf aarzi hai. Is mohalay mein rehna kafi mushkil tha.
Grogan sahab, main aap ka phir se shukriya karti hun.
Koyi baat nahi. Aur aap mujhe Dan bula sakti hain, theek hai?
Theek hai aur mera naam Kate hai.
Woh yahan agaya hai, Luganni sahab.
Nahi, zarurat nahi, Caro.
Mujhe pata hai tum main himmat hai, lekin is baar tum yaheen ruko.
Tumhein kya hua tha, tire puncture hogaya tha ya kuch aur?
Traffic tha.
Mujhe golf club dena, Rig. Tumhein is admi kay baaray mein kuch pata laga?
Sirf yeh mila hai.
Ye kya hai?
Islami taaweez.
Kya? Kya uska taaluq Arab se hai?
-Woh kuch bata nahi raha hai. -Acha aisa maamla hai?
Teen number ka loha, ye behtareen hai.
Woh kahan hain?
-Maut kay kamray mein. -Bilkul durust hai.
Nino.
Ye kahan ghayab hai?
Nino. Ye kahan hai?
Luganni sahab.
Uff Khudaya.
Nino.
Hath mat lagana.
Nino, main tumharay liye kya kar sakta hun?
Baraye meharbani mujhe jaan se maar do.
Danny, tum karo?
Nahi, nahi. Grogan nahi.
Tumhein karna hoga, Marco.
Marco.
-Lekin... -Maaf karna.
Marco.
Mujhe maar daalo.
Nino, mujhe maaf karna.
Ya Khuda mujhe maaf karna.
Meri baat suno, Garrett, mansooba wohi rehnay do,
un donoun ko sath milao takeh hum donoun ko giraftar kar sakein.
Phook phook kar qadam barhao, na dehan kheencho, na dehan dou.
Aur tumhein qatal karnay keliye majboor karta hun. Main andaza lagata hun,
shayad ye theek ho, chhay qatal.
Nahi balkeh saat. Han, saat. Aur mujhe ghussa araha hai.
Uff Khudaya, Garrett.
Kya main tumhein aajiz kar raha hun, Garrett?
Kya tum jaantay ho aik zamanay tha jab ye zameen par chaltay thay.
Kya? Kis ko is baat ki parwah hogi?
Ab tumhara masla kya hai?
Koyi masla nahi, Delaney kay baaray mein kuch pata laga?
Nahi, aur us se humara lain dain nahi hai.
Luganni aur Lacombe kay baaray mein kya?
Unkay baaray mein kya?
Hum tumse kab tawaqa kar saktay un donoun ko sath laanay mein?
Itmenan rakho, abhi sirf dou saal huwe hain.
Tum jaantay ho, kabhi kabhar tum mujhe bohat ghussa dilatay ho.
Han, guriya.
Han, tum khoobsurat ho guriya.
Mujhe kisi cheez keliye puchna nahi parta, main sirf mutalba karta hun.
Samjhay Goombah, main mutalba karta hun.
Woh kameenay French meray ilaaqay mein ghoos rahay hain.
Tumhein Lacombe kay sath jung larnay ki zarurat nahi hai.
Aur jab se ye Irani tumharay peechay paray hain, tab tou bilkul hi nahi.
Tum jaantay ho us shakhs kay sath kya hua tha
jis nay mujhe bola tha ke mujhe kya karnay ki zarurat nahi hai.
Police ko uski shanakht karnay keliye paet phaar kar daant nikalnay paray thay.
Kher, kya tum mujhe koyi aur baat bhi batana chahtay ho?
Mujhe baat karnay se bohat dar lag raha hai.
Mujhe tumhari yehi baat pasand hai, Grogan.
Tum jo sochtay ho woh mujhe batanay se dartay nahi ho.
Aik minute thehro.
Tum jaantay ho main bhi galiyoun mein bara hua hun.
Main nay aglay ki baat sunna kabhi nahi seekhi.
Aur is se ziada safai main nay ab tak kabhi ki nahi hai.
Tumhari maafi qubool hai, Marco.
Kameena.
20, 40, 80.
17,452, bas hogaya.
Zabardast, ye taqreeban 40,000 hain.
Luganni gayein ka gosht khareednay ka shukriya.
Ye raha adayegi ki parchi.
Koshish kariye ga ye wali na gum jaye, theek hai?
Aur, han...
...ye kal raat kay basketball game kay ticket hain.
Luganni sahab ki taraf se.
Chutti mazay se guzarna, tum log zabardast kaam kar rahay ho.
Apna khayal rakhna, Bruno.
-Kitna kameena hai. -Han.
Aray hum nay waqt se pehlay kam kar liya hai, Joe, kuch khanay chaltay hain.
Kyun na kuch Chinese khayein?
Chalo.
Ye kya bakwas hai.
Hazraat, apnay hathiyar aur briefcase ko apnay aagay zameen par rakh dein.
Phir teen qadam peechay lijiye.
Tum donoun mein se kisi ko meri darkhwast se aiteraz hai?
Tum jaantay ho hum kis keliye kaam kartay hain?
Agar tum nay kuch kara tou woh...
Tum jesa chaho. Ye mera pesa nahi hai.
Baraye meharbani apna coat kholo ahista se.
Badqismati kay sath tumhara dost tumhari tarah samajhdar nahi tha.
Humein sirf tumhari gari mein maujood mehngay samaan se matlab tha,
jo hum pehle hi khaali kar chukay hain.
Tum azaadi se ja saktay ho.
Sehat o salaamti kay sath.
Dehan se gaari chalana.
Uff Khudaya.
Agli martaba main tumhein nahi chorunga.
Aj nahi tou kal tum hath lag jaogay.
Bas kafi hai Bo.
Kuttay ki khaal udhairnay se pehle usko pakarna parta hai.
Kya haal hain, Tiger?
Theek hun. Jahaz kay namoonay bhi theek ban rahay hain.
Kab se dekh rahay ho.
Han thora hi waqt hua hai.
Tum pareshan dikhai day rahay ho.
School par sab theek hai?
Bilkul.
Juice piyogay?
Nahi, nahi, shukriya.
Jab main school jata tha tou kuch din bohat buray huwa kartay thay.
Aap?
Aap keliye school mushkil tha kya?
Class lenay mein masla nahi tha, bas dousri cheezain thi.
Kis kisam ki dousri cheezain?
Bas bachoun kay jo masail hotay hain. Kya tumhein waqai juice nahi chahiye?
Nahi, nahi, shukriya. Bachoun kay masail, jese ke?
Jab main tumhari umar ka tha, ya shayad thora bara hunga,
tou mujhe Arizona kay aik school mein jana parta tha
jahan shuru se hi ziada tar Indian bachay hotay thay.
Wahan aik bara larka hua karta tha jo mujhe bilkul bhi pasand nahi karta tha.
Tou har din school kay baad woh meray peechay ghar tak bhagta tha.
Aap nay phir kya kiya?
Aik gas station mein jo admi mulazim tha main uskay paas bhaag jata tha.
Aur woh har din mujhe us bachay se jaan chura kar bhaagtay huwe dekhta tha.
Akhir kaar, shayad us se bardasht nahi hua
aur aik din us nay mujhe rok kar us larkay ka saamna karnay ko kaha.
Us nay kaha ke apnay dar se bhagna,
apnay dar ka saamna karnay se ziada takleef deh hai.
Pata hai, woh sahi keh raha tha aur tab se main kabhi nahi bhaaga hun.
Timmy.
Aisi baat nahi thi ke woh mujhe pasand nahi karta tha.
Woh toh mujhe jaanta tak nahi tha.
Baat sirf itni thi ke meray baal halkay thay,
meri aankhein itni siyaah nahi thi aur meri rang bohat gora tha.
Usko bas ye farq nahi pasand thay.
Tum samajh rahay ho main kya kehna chah raha hun?
Jee.
Lekin agar woh bacha bohat bara ho tou?
Itna bara?
Idher ao, ye maiz hilanay mein meri madad karo.
Wahan neechay se pakro.
Main tumhein kuch cheezain dikhaunga jis se tumhari madad hosakay gi.
Ziada tar log dayein hath walay hotay hain tou jab woh humla karengay
tou apna mazboot hath istemal karengay jo ke dayaan hath hai.
Ab agar tum kisi ka saamna seedha uski taraf ho kar karogay
tou woh kafi jagahoun par humla kar sakta hai.
Tou tum terhay ho kar kharay hogay.
Apna bayaan paer aagay rakho, dayaan paer terha rakho.
Ab hathoun ko upar uthao. Aur unhein dheela rakho.
Is hath se tum bachao karogay.
Tou agar main dayaan hath istemal karunga tou tum is hath se apna difah karo gay
phir apnay seedhay hath se mooka maaro gay.
Peechay mat lay kar jao. Peechay mat lay kar jao.
Isko is tarah se rakho.
Seedha saamnay mooka maro apna bayaan hath peechay latay huwe.
Tum yahan ka nishana laga rahay ho.
Ye solar plexus kehlaya jata hai jis ka tum nay nishana lena hai.
Ye woh jagah hai jahan takleef hoti hai.
Tou jese hi main apna dayaan hath istemal karun,
roktay hi mooka maro, meray solar plex ko nishana banatay huwe.
Seedha is taraf. Chalo, koshish kar kay dekhtay hain.
Taiyar ho. Roko. Mooka maro. Zabardast.
Aik aur dafa karnay ki koshish karo. Is dafa taiz karna.
Taiyar ho. Roko. Mooka maro. Zabardast. Achi tarah kiya tum nay.
Yehi tou tum karna chaho gay.
Ab jab main tumhein Tiger keh kar pukaru tou main waqai woh maanta bhi hunga.
Kya main rukawat tou nahi la rahi?
-Hello. -Hello.
-Mera naam Christine hai. -Mera naam Tim hai.
Behtar hoga ab ghar jao, Tim.
Han.
Meri ammi bhi ghat aati hi hongi.
Tim, hum baad mein aur taiyari karengay, theek hai?
Shukriya, Grogan sahab.
Aap nay jo sikhaya woh main kabhi nahi bhoolunga.
Bohat piyaara larka hai.
Meray khayal se tumhein piyaaray larkay achay nahi lagtay thay.
Siwaye baroun kay.
Marco chahta hai tum Vancouver ja kar Lacombe se mulaqat karo.
Uska irada kaisay badla?
Dou admiyoun ko aur bohat sa pesa khonay kay baad.
Iranians.
Aur tum.
Tum nay phone kyun nahi kara?
Ya tum iteffaqan mohalay mein hi thi?
Tumhein pata hai main yahan kyun ai hun aur tum kameenay ho aisa kehnay keliye.
Kya ye zaati ya pesha warana raye hai?
-Kya meri raye se koyi farq parta hai? -Nahi koyi khaas nahi.
Main nay Marco kay sath apnay kaam ko khatray mein daala hua hai tumharay sath
rishta rakhnay ki wajah se aur tumhara rawaiya meray sath itna bura hai.
Tou yahan aana band karo.
Kuttay kay bachay.
VANCOUVER BRITISH COLUMBIA
Grogan sahab, mera naam Simon Nantel hai.
Lacombe sahab aap kay muntazir hain.
Main aapki talaashi lay sakta hun?
Han, kyun nahi.
Baraye meharbani meray humrah ayein.
Grogan sahab hain na.
Sahi farmaya.
Luganni sahab ki numaindagi kar rahay hain.
Jee theek kaha.
Kher, Simon, mujhe oregano ki woh mehak nahi ai jesi sochi thi.
Aisa tou nahi Grogan sahab ke tum us chipchipay banmanas jis keliye tum
kaam kartay ho us se oonchay ohday par pohanch gaye ho.
Chipchipa banmanas.
Marco kafi naamoun se pukara gaya hai par is naam se tou kabhi bhi nahi.
Lekin main yahan irtiqa par behas karnay nahi aya hun.
Acha.
Tum aur Marco aik dousray se lar kar qeemti wasaail kho rahay ho.
Aik ittehad hojana bohat munafeh bakhsh hoga.
Aray, aik mahir iqtisadiat. Bohat hi achay.
Iski shuruwaat tum apnay mashriqi supplier ko wapis bulwa kar karogay.
Agar tum Marco se Vancouver mein milna chaho tou woh uskay liye bhi razamand hai.
Main aisa kuch nahi chahta.
Aik wajah ye bhi hai keh aik Irani giroh Seattle mein
muntaqil horaha hai aur sath mil kar unhein roka ja sakta hai.
Woh Luganni ka masla hai.
Unko shumaal ki taraf aanay se roka jasakta hai.
Us se mujhe koyi farq nahi parta hai.
Tou tum mujhse milnay keliye razamand kyun huwe thay?
Takeh tum us lasun ki boo walay sunwar ko mera aik zaati paigham bhej sako.
Main south ki taraf agaya hun aur yahan south mein hi rahunga.
Luganni mein himmat nahi ke mujhe nikal sakay
aur agar kabhi woh, tum, ya jin Iraniyoun ka tum nay zikar kara tha,
woh kabhi Vancouver aanay ka sochein
tou mein zaati tor par tum sab ki barfeeli qabr par Andre Lacombe likhunga.
Aur woh bhi pishab se.
Alvida, Grogan sahab.
Tum se aik hathiyar chook gaya.
Likhat bhalay woh tumhari ho, lekin samaan iska hoga.
Lacombe kay sath mulaqat kesi guzri?
-Main usko khaas mulaqat nahi kahunga. -Kyun, kya huwa?
-Hello. -Hello.
Kya aap kuch khana pasand karengay?
Nahi, shukriya. Main yahan ziada dair tak keliye nahi hun.
Theek hai, agar irada badlay tou mujhe bata dijiye ga.
-Jee zarur. -Kher kya huwa tha?
Us nay bas ghalat baat aur harkat ki thi.
Is baat ka kya matlab hai?
Iska matlab hai ke mujhe Lacombe sahab ko sabaq sikhana parega.
Umeed karta hun sabaq se murad mazeed laashein nahi.
Shayad.
-Tum kya karnay walay ho? -Tumhein sunnay mein ajaye ga.
Tum kaun ho?
Us se farq nahi parta hai.
Kaam ki baat ye hai...
...ke mujhe Lacombe sahab nay bheja hai tum logoun keliye aik hidayat kay sath.
Sirf tumhein?
Mujhe koyi aur tou nahi dikh raha hai.
Lacombe sahab nay meray hath tum masriq wasta waloun keliye
paigham bhijwaya hai ke agar tum nay un se panga liya,
tou woh tumharay tukray kar kay kuttoun ko khila dengay.
Tum log ye bekaar khana khaatay ho?
Tum maaray jaogay.
Mujhe maut se dar nahi lagta, kya tumhein lagta hai?
Nahi, Allah humari hifazat karta hai.
Tou is se tou takleef nahi hogi tumhein.
Aur is se.
Ye sirf tumhein khabardar karnay keliye hai Lacombe sahab ki taraf se.
Tum maaray jaogay.
Tum ye pehle hi bol chukay ho.
Tumhein tou main sabaq sikhata hun.
Kya nishana tha.
Mrs Lacombe, aap ko dekh kar bohat khushi hui hai.
Simon.
Andre apnay karobar ki baat mujhse kabhi nahi karta hai.
Aur mujhe pata hai na hi tum kar saktay ho lekin koyi masla chal raha hai kya?
Woh hum se bohat duur huwa wa hai. Apni betiyoun tak se.
Woh aisa tou nahi hai.
Kher yahan mulk wapis aakar aur sab se milnay kay baad
jahan woh khood ko mehfooz mehsoos karein
aur ab jo aap yahan agai hain tou woh theek rahengay.
Shuker hai Khuda ka hum milay tou sahi.
Mujhe laga ye waqt naseeb hi nahi hoga.
Andre tum thakay huwe dikhai day rahay ho.
Aur tum nay waada kara tha humein shopping par le kar janay ka.
Is kamzor lamhay mein, shayad shopping baad mein bhi ki ja sakti hai.
Kya khayal hai tumhara?
Mujhe tou koyi aiteraaz nahi hai, lekin tumhein bachiyoun ko manana parega.
Phir tou main maara gaya.
Phir hum chalengay shopping par. Main thori dair mein aata hun wapis.
Ye kaam main nay josh mein rehtay huwe anjam dena hai.
Chalo, bachiyoun.
Simon.
Abhi keliye main thori tanhai chahta hun, meray muhaffizoun ko samjha dena.
Un se thora dur rehna, lekin nazroun mein rakhna.
Jacques, tum ho wahan?
Lacombe sahab, kya huwa?
Lacombe sahab.
Nazray upar kijiye, Lacombe sahab.
Dekha, dekha?
Nahi!
Reham karo, reham karo.
Kuch bhi maang lo.
Reham karo.
Abhi sirf khabardar kara hai, Lacombe sahab.
Simon!
Lacombe sahab.
Uff Khudaya, kya huwa?
Seattle phone lagao, Luganni se baat karwao.
Ab kya karo gay? Apnay murghay kay peechay chhupo gay?
Theek hai, Bo, us kuttay ki khaal udhair do.
Tumhara jo bhi faisla ho, mujhe koyi aiteraaz nahi hoga.
Shabash, Bo.
Utho!
Had hai, Bo! Kharay ho kar usay sabaq sikhao!
Qasam se main phisal gaya tha. Ab main tumhein sabaq sikhata hun.
Bas, bas. Bohat hogaya, kafi hai.
Ab tumhein samajh ayega. Theek hai.
Kuttay ka bacha.
Tum theek ho? Chalo ab hath milao. Chalo shabash.
Tumharay sath masla kya hai?
Kuch seekha nahi kya tum nay? Aik larki ki tarah lar rahay thay.
Tumharay sath masla kya hai? Ab andar jao.
Ab andar jao. Andar dafa hojao.
Tum nay ab tak kuch nahi dekha hai, gadhay.
Tim, tum andar jao ab.
Bakwas band karo! Chup!
Tum ab is tarah nahi laro gay!
Gadhay waheen kharay raho!
-Mujhe maaf kar dein. -Bakwas band!
Wah, wah, wah, tumhein kya chahiye kaaloun se pyaar karnay walay?
Kahan ho tum?
Hello.
Danny, mujhe tum se milna hai.
Aik bohat zaruri kaam araha hai aur main phone par nahi bata sakti.
Main adhay ghantay main tumharay ghar aungi. Wahan maujood hona.
Christine.
Chalo, aagay barho.
Hello, Goombah, aisa lag raha hai ke tum kisi aur ki tawaqah kar rahay thay.
Han, sahi pehchana.
Kher, humaray sath kya maamla hai?
Ghalat baat kar rahay ho.
Is banday ka samajh nahi aata ke kab mazaq karta hai aur kab nahi?
Danny meray dost, tumhein meray sath kaam karay dou saal hogaye hain na?
Main pehli martaba yahan aya hun.
Tum yahan kya kar rahay ho, Marco?
Kher, main sirf dekhna chahta tha ke tum rehtay kaisay ho?
Mujhe andesha horaha hai ke main tumhein ziada raqam nahi day raha.
Shayad tumhari tankhwaah barhani paregi, Danny.
Tumhari mehbooba ko aanay mein dair hogai hai na?
-Humesha hi aisa hota hai na? -Han.
Tab hi main un par khaak bharosa nahi karta hun.
Tum pasta khana pasand karo gay? Shayad thori sharab bhi?
Chalo humaray sath khanay par chalo.
Behtar hoga main intezar karun, kya pata woh ajaye.
Bhaar mein daalo usay!
Tum in auratoun ko tum par hukumat karnay ka nahi sochnay day saktay.
Agli martaba keliye sabaq mil jayega usay.
Chalo apna coat pehno. Mujhe yahan se bahar nikalna hai.
Bohat bhook lag rahi hai.
Grogan sahab, kya aap ghar par maujood hain?
Grogan, zindagi bohat hairaan kun hai na?
Thanday hojao, dost.
Tumhein uskay dil par ye laal nuqta dikhaye day raha hai?
Aur main chahta hun tum meray Irani dost ko bhi dekh lo us chhath par.
Uska nishana nahi chookta hai.
Zabardast hai na? Ye meray liye kaam kartay hain.
Aur tumharay seth Marco keliye bhi.
Hum sath kaam kartay hain.
Aur woh abhi Lacombe se mulaqat karnay wala hai.
Aur Lacombe keliye humaray paas kuch mansoobay hain.
Meray dost tum nay Marco ko bewaqoof banaya tha.
Tum nay ghor kya main nay kaha ke banaya tha.
Woh tou tumhein abhi hi ura denay wala tha.
Lekin phir main nay usay manaya.
Aur tumhein pata hai kyun?
Kyunke tum aik shafqat mand insaan ho.
Bilkul.
Nahi, nahi, main tumhari tarah nahi hun, Cliffy meray dost.
Mujhe laga main teen saal se tumhara qarazdaar hun.
Woh koyi zaati dushmani nahi thi.
Umeed hai tumhein masla nahi ke agar main usay zaati samjhun.
Suno, tumhein jesa bhi samajhna hai tum samjho aur bhaar mein jao.
Is par tumhara ikhtiyar hai.
Main nay Marco se ye bhi kaha ke tumhein shehar chornay keliye 12 ghantay day.
Aur 12 ghantoun kay baad,
tum meray ho.
Samajh aya tumhein?
Aur, bachay...
Tum sahi jagah par ghalat waqt mein aye.
Is kaalay nay tou apni patloon mein hi pishaab kar diya tha.
Agar phir se mehsoos ho tou apni taangein daba lena.
Chalo, kameenay, ab main chalta hun.
Sahi hai, Cliffy, tumharay paas 12 ghantoun tak ki mohlat hai.
Ye kis cheez ka nishaan hai?
Kya ye mera karnaam hai?
Tum sab se khush qismat kuttay kay bachay ho jis se main ab tak mila hun.
Aur upar kar kay uthao.
Han tum bohat khush qismat rahay ho, Cliffy meray dost.
Aray.
Kuttay kay bachay, dekhtay hain tum ye sadma bardasht kar pao gay.
Chalo shabash.
Haraamzada.
Larkay ka sun kar afsos huwa.
Mujhe bharosa hai woh theek hojayega.
Main tum say teen baatein janna chahta hun, Chambers.
Kaunsi baatein?
Kya tumhein pata tha Delaney yahan maujood hai?
Han, humein pata tha.
Aur ye bhi ke woh Iraniyoun kay sath mila huwa tha?
Han, humein ye bhi pata tha.
Tum nay mujhe bataya kyun nahi?
Tum is baat ko anaa par lay kar sahi kaam anjaam denay se bhatak jaatay.
Tum aik baaray mein theek ho.
Ab ye anaa ka hi masla hai.
Meray raastay se hat jao warna ab tum bhi meray dushman hogay.
Main tumharay sath bhi un jesa sulook karunga.
Suniye ga. Tim Murphy kis kamray mein hai?
Mujhe maaf karna, Tim.
Tumharay sath ziada waqt na guzarnay keliye main maafi chahti hun.
Ammi, koyi baat nahi.
Mujhe laga...
Main nay socha main jitni ziada mehnat karungi utna humaray liye behtar hoga.
Mujhe hospital kay kharchay se bohat dar lag raha hai.
Sab theek hojayega, ammi.
Main nay dar ka saamna karna seekh liya hai.
Aur main nahi chahta ke aap darein kisi baat se.
Humein aisay moqay par sharab pee kar jashan manana chahiye.
Luganni sahab, aap zarur Chianti peena chahengay.
Nahi, nahi, Lacombe sahab.
Main French sharab ko tarjeeh deta hun.
Bohat hairaan kun baat hai.
Humari pichhli mulaqat ke baad ab tou tumhein mazaq karna bhi agaya hai.
Aur bardaasht karna seekha?
Jab zarurat paray tou.
Mujhe umeed hai aap is baat ki taareef kartay hain
keh main is mulaqat ka hona nahi chahta tha.
Dekho, hum nay sath sharab nahi peeni hai, sirf sath kaam karna hai.
Han, han.
Aur uskay liye,
main apnay mutaaliqa mashriqi supplier ko shamil karnay keliye taiyar hun
aur Irani mudakhlat ka khaatma karanay keliye mil kar kaam karta hun.
Main is par muttafiq hun.
Main tumhein apni zuban deta hun.
Hum apnay logoun ko baqi kay kaam karnay dengay.
Aur, Andre, dousri taraf main is mulaqat ka khwahish mand tha.
Mujhe kuch theek nahi lag raha, humein ziada banday laanay chahiye tha.
Ye mera ilaaqa hai, woh kuch nahi kar payega.
Theek hai, ab karo.
Alvida, kameenay.
Ye itni jaldi mein kyun hai?
Uff Khudaya.
Ye aik jaal bichaya hai.
Meray baqi kay banday apni jagahoun par hain?
Sab tarteeb main hai.
Delany.
Bachoun wala kaam tha.
Acha mansooba banaya tha, Delany.
Tum aur kya tawaqa kar rahay thay?
Umeed hai ab Lacombe kay tamam idaray band hogaye hain.
Tum logoun nay acha kaam kara.
Aray tou tum aur kya tawaqa kar rahay thay?
Luganni sahab, ye aik jaal hai.
-Luganni sahab. -Kameenay.
Meray banday kahan thay?
Aray, motay.
Kya tum inhay dhoond rahay thay?
Kya tum nay mujhe bewaquf samjha tha ke main inko chhupa dhoond nahi nikal sakta?
Alvida, kameenay.
Nahi!
Uff Khudaya, ye tou namak halali kehlai jayegi, hai na?
Kameenay!
Itnay sukuun se maara gaya.
Chalo yahan se chalein.
Tum tou bhaar mein jao.
Mujhe maut se dar nahi lagta, kya tumhein lagta hai?
-Shayad nahi. -Aray, Cliffy.
Kahan chhupay huwe ho, Cliffy?
Tum upar kyun nahi aajatay.
Aray, Cliffy.
Kya tum behray hogaye ho?
Suno, Cliffy.
Kyun na tum upar ao aur hum beth kar baat kartay hain?
Ab bas tum aur main hain, Del.
Kher, Cliffy, kyun na hum sath kaam karein?
Kya kehtay ho tum han?
Hum is poori jagah par raaj karengay.
Mujhe aisa nahi lagta, Del.
Main ab itna sath mil kar kaam nahi karta,
lekin dawat denay keliye shukriya.
Tum bohat dheelay par gaye ho, Del.
-Kya bohat ziada ayashi chal rahi hai? -Han, ab tak tou thi.
-Bohat acha dao lagaya hai. -Khushi huwi ke tumhein pasand aya.
Kuttay kay...
Bohat mazah aya, Del.
Aray, Danny.
Uff Khudaya, Danny.
Ammi, aap theek tou hain?
Aray aik aur baat, woh bacha theek hojayega.
Agar phir se tumhein pishaab aata mehsoos ho Del,
tou apni taangein zor se daba lena.
Chalo chalein.
Theek hai, yaar.
Peechay raho.
Main tumharay raastay se duur raha, waqt agaya hai ab kahani khatam ki jaye.
Sab kaam tamam hogaya hai.
Han, bas honay hi wala hai...
Kya matlab honay hi wala hai?
Yahan wapas ao, Grogan.
Uff Khudaya, Grogan, hum usay zinda halat mein chahtay thay.
Zindagi bohat kutti hai na?